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I hope this isn't a hoax, but I can't take any chances!

This hacker has been going around making a name for himself on the site.
He'll hack into your account,but lay low for at least a week.
You'll never know he is there until you start seeing pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine saved on your
This will continue for a while until a journal with title 'It's too late' is posted on your profile.
The journal will be nothing but lyrics to the song 'Hungry like a wolf' by Duran Duran.
Then he will change your password and begin sending notes to your watchers asking them for sexual favors in return for stock in Slim Jim's.
He will post poorly drawn My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic fan art on your profile, most of which involve Pinkie Pie reciting passages from The Old Testament while wearing various outfits from 1970's Sears catalogs.
After five days time,he will delete at least four of your watchers randomly and tag every single person that YOU watch in almost every single post.
Then he will begin to write disturbing letters about Barack Obama with screen-caps from those really weird commercials.
Finally after enough time has passed,he will delete all of your contacts, hack into your bank account, force you to buy a 7-year premium membership, change your username to a variation of OHMYGODLOOKATTHOSESHOESTHEONESWITHELACE,and then post 37 pictures of his odd misshapen nipples on your account.

Post this in your journal to let your watchers know that you haven't been hacked and warn them about this rampant hacker! Stand up! Fight! Don't let yourself become his latest victim!


Jake Rasmussen

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leokearon Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015
Thanks for faving EMH Jan
CoolFireBird Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Undertale Poll: Female-Male by CoolFireBird Thank you for the fav!
Sakura-Araragi Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2015  Student Digital Artist
:iconkittyglompplz: Thanks so much for faving Lady Hawkeye~! :+fav:
Lady Hawkeye by Sakura-Araragi
I appreciate it :heart:
EsmeAmelia Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fave!
rainbird06 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015
VainBanana2 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much for the fave!!
Tohokari-Steel Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2015
Thanks for the watch!
Theamritalove Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2015
Thanks for the fave! :hug:
pencilco Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015
Hey Jake,
Thanks for the Wasp fave!:dance:
AnneMarie1986 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the :+fav:s,Mr.Rasmussen!:la::la::la:
Greetings from Poland!:wave::wave::wave:
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