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Copied from Regulas314
I hope this isn't a hoax, but I can't take any chances!

This hacker has been going around making a name for himself on the site.
He'll hack into your account,but lay low for at least a week.
You'll never know he is there until you start seeing pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine saved on your
This will continue for a while until a journal with title 'It's too late' is posted on your profile.
The journal will be nothing but lyrics to the song 'Hungry like a wolf' by Duran Duran.
Then he will change your password and begin sending notes to your watchers asking them for sexual favors in return for stock in Slim Jim's.
He will post poorly drawn My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic fan art on your profile, most of which involve Pinkie Pie reciting passages from The Old Testament while wearing various outfits from 1970's Sears catalogs.
After five days time,he will delete at least four of your watchers randomly and tag every single person that YOU watch in almost every single post.
Then he will begin to write disturbing letters about Barack Obama with screen-caps from those really weird commercials.
Finally after enough time has passed,he will delete all of your contacts, hack into your bank account, force you to buy a 7-year premium membership, change your username to a variation of OHMYGODLOOKATTHOSESHOESTHEONESWITHELACE,and then post 37 pictures of his odd misshapen nipples on your account.

Post this in your journal to let your watchers know that you haven't been hacked and warn them about this rampant hacker! Stand up! Fight! Don't let yourself become his latest victim!


Jake Rasmussen

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Malu-CLBS Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave! ^_^
MewKatie Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you for the fave!
Jovianwolfgirl Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015
Thanks for the :+fav:!
Mr-Wolfman-Thomas Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015
thanks for the fave and watch
SoVeryDandle Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks so much for the fave!! ^_^ 
stubbsthewolf Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2015
Thanks for the fave.
Nightmare-Kaltes Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch.
EnchantmeCosplay Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist
Thanks so much for checking out my work!

Just started an instagram account so feel free to swing by!…; :)
ThePerpetual Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
  And also for deviantART watch.
ThePerpetual Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
  Many of dankes unto you, for +fav.
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